COMMON · candy
Tangy Fruit Ascension Gummies
- ID
- tangy-fruit-ascension
- ORIGIN
- generated
- POWER
- powered
- PACKAGING
- Spanish
- TRAITS
- anomalous-flavor, branded-parody
- DANGER
- harmless
- TASTE
- A mixture of overly sweet and tangy fruit flavors, described as overwhelmingly artificial by testers.
A bag of ten soft, chewy gummies shaped like various fruits with a strong artificial tang. Lettering on the package is in Spanish, with a cartoonish design that mimics popular children's candy brands.
EFFECT
Induces a temporary and harmless floating sensation in the consumer's mind.
ANOMALOUS PROPERTIES
Upon consumption, the gummy triggers a brief and vivid sensory experience of floating upward through a fruity-flavored cloudscape. This lasts approximately ten seconds.
RESEARCHER NOTE
These could be useful for motivational team-building events. Or maybe not.