SCP-261 appears to be a large black vending machine with no front glass panel, and a small keypad on the right side. SCP-261 was recovered in Yokohama, Japan. No marks or identification of any kind. When money is placed into SCP-261 and a three-digit number is entered on the keypad, SCP-261 will vend a random item.
Sets the ¥ price printed on your item. Nothing else — the charge is the same.
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All items are snack food with bright, attention-grabbing packaging
A foil packet of glowing corn-puff snacks that emit a soft bioluminescence for 30 minutes after opening. They taste of cheddar and ozone.
A black aluminum can with no branding. The transparent liquid inside tastes of burnt sugar and star anise, and drinking it produces a faint echo in the drinker's voice for 10 minutes.
Cinnamon-dusted biscuit sticks individually wrapped in paper printed with fragments of strangers' childhood memories. The memories are not the eater's own, yet they feel vividly real for a few moments after reading.
Cube-shaped gummies that fall upward for 3 seconds after being dropped. Their taste rotates unpredictably between lemon, diesel, or fresh rain.
Potato crisps in a vacuum-sealed bag that produce mild auditory hallucinations — distant radio static and indistinct voices — when eaten. The effect is harmless but disorienting.
Small white mints that cause the previous 5 seconds of experience to repeat exactly once when placed in the mouth. The loop is seamless and only noticeable when conversation abruptly stutters.
Each vend generates a unique anomalous item — these are representative examples from the documented pool
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