RARE · snack
Rico Coffee Crunch
- ID
- rico-coffee-crunch
- ORIGIN
- generated
- POWER
- powered
- PACKAGING
- Spanish
- TRAITS
- stimulant, anomalous-flavor, anomalous-nutrition
- DANGER
- mild
- TASTE
- Intense, overwhelming coffee flavor with notes of bittersweet chocolate.
The package, upon opening, releases a potent aroma of freshly ground coffee. Consumption leads to heightened alertness and improved cognitive functions, often described by subjects as 'seeing everything in high definition.' Effects subside gradually, leaving no lasting impact. Advised infrequent consumption due to potential for mental overstimulation.
EFFECT
Induces extreme mental clarity and physical alertness.
ANOMALOUS PROPERTIES
Infuses consumers with enhanced focus and energy for approximately four hours.
RESEARCHER NOTE
Best served not before bedtime. Just ask D-8432.